I'm such a giddy fuck.
In the past 2 days I've consumed greater than 4260millilitres of corn syrup-laden fluid. Apparently high fructose corn syrup is highly addictive. And does all sorts of damage to your liver, which doesn't know what the fuck this awesome substance is. Oh, liver, how I lament your inability to ever know the joy of government subsidised starchy, starchy, obesity-causing goodness.
Albert Hammond Jr.: Also highly addictive.
When I think about it, I have every reason to be a raging cuntosaurus. (Which, by the way, is one of my new favorite words.) And, I kind of want to be. But can't help but succumb to so-called mental illness and be hella happy for absolutely no reason.
<3<3 Kibbawlz
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