Dear Dumbshit,

I'm beginning to think of you much like I think of Ethan. I believe you're socially incapable of reroducing. As it's been stated before, the two of you obviously don't believe me now, but soon there will be those lonely, lonely nights, and you'll think back to what I said. You'll see that your statement in math class was so horribly, horribly wrong.

Enjoying the ability to get more pussy than you,
<3Kibbles